BEWARE NANNY STATEISM

1. Fedzilla tells us we have to purchase health insurance.
2. NYC Mayor tells us we can't purchase big a**ed Slurpies.
3. FLOTUS tells us to not purchase Twinkies and Hostess goes belly up, DUH!
4. An EX-beatle tells us to not pass the turkey this Thanksgiving, so now we have a war on Butterball.

Stay tuned boys & girls, I'm sure this does not end here.